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If I were a betting man, I'd wager that you'll want to wear these socks even when you're not walking your dog. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.
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If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good.
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Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and effort saying it a little better but like, why?
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I can do this thing and that thing and everything and nothing at all and I've got the towel to prove it.
$8.99
Well, I don't. Nor do I care for 2-3 PM, frankly. Not exactly in love with 6-7 PM either.
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We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt.
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Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way.
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Some of my best friends are spirits so don't you dare try to tell me that they don't exisit. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.
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You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perfect so release yourself of that notion and proudly pull up these socks, ok?
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Can't stop, won't stop, staying up a little too late. 95% post consumer recycled material.
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It's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Pretty much all of those things have to do with shopping for myself, but GUYS, it's all relative.
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Lay off, OK!? I know what I'm doing here! 95% post consumer recycled material.
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None of that wimpy bralette stuff. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
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This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.
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I hate grocery shopping, you hate grocery shopping, ugh, we allllll hatttteeee grocery shoppppinnnnnnggg.
